“A person of noble or high rank; an aristocrat”

Feed with a silver spoon

By his wet nurse and

Teethed on whisky.

Plush handmade toys

Replaced

With fast Italian cars.

An elitist education;

Catholics schools and

Scholars Grants.

Weekends in Spain,

Christmas’s in Prague,

Summer in Venice.

Connections with the

World provided by

A patrician family.

It all means squat

When you’re as thick

As a four-by-two.