“British Slang for head; skull”

“Allen twas born in the early forenoon, the 27th of July, 1978. He twasn’t a particularly wee bubtion, just over 9 pounds, with an abnormally large bonce. Tis amazing how his mem survived pushing ‘im out. Even now, a grandame, she never lets ‘im forget how he ruined her minge forever.” He read aloud.

“Richard!” Mrs Clounce roared, face scarlet. “That’s hardly an appropriate text for class!”

Year 7C, English, errupted into a wave of laughter.